It's time. It's time for Thanksgiving recipes.
I don't care that it's not even Halloween yet!
Oh, I know how it goes. Every year around this time, I think I have all this time to post Thanksgiving recipes on this little food blog of mine. I think, "It's not even Halloween yet. I've got all the time in the world!" Then it happens. It's the same every year. We dress up our children in Iron Man and Richard Nixon costumes, go trick-or-treating in our quaint little town, then by the time they're on their last piece of candy—which is actually like twenty hours later—it's suddenly Christmas. And I’m looking around my kitchen and my little food blog like, "Okay… what just happened?"
And then I ask my children if they have any candy left because I'm having a wicked sugar craving. And they tell me to go bake a pie or something. Smart aleck little varmints. Anyway, today I'm sharing my step-by-step method for brining a turkey. I brine a turkey every year.
Here's what you need:
Cut off the top and bottom of each orange.
Carefully slice off the peel in sections.
Mmm. Fragrant to the max.
Strip the leaves off the rosemary sprigs, measure the salt, sugar, bay leaves, and peppercorns. Inhale. Exhale. Thank the Lord above for the aromas that spring forth from the earth.
At least that's what I do every time I make this turkey brine.
(Oh, and you'll need some minced garlic. I just forgot that step. Happens.)
Pour three cups of apple cider into a stock pot.
Add two gallons of water…
A cup and a half of salt…
Two cups of brown sugar…
Bay leaves…
Rosemary…
Peppercorns…
And orange peel.
And the forgotten garlic.
Loveliness!
Now, bring the mixture to a boil, then immediately turn off the heat and cover the pot. Allow the mixture to cool to room temperature; feel free to stick it in the fridge or freezer halfway through the cooling down process
This is an alien hand (left) and a brining bag.
I'm obsessed with brining bags. Obsessed!
It's all I think about anymore.
Here’s the turkey inside the brining bag.
Once the brine solution is cooled, pour it over the turkey.
Now you’ll just need to seal up the bag and refrigerate it for at least sixteen hours. Twenty-four hours is better, though, especially for a large turkey. Place the turkey, breast side down, in the bag, but 2/3 of the way through the brining, flip the turkey in the bag to make sure it brines evenly. Just pretend you’re an obstetrician and you’re trying to get a breach baby to flip!
Note: This is enough brine for a 20-pound turkey. If you feel as though the turkey needs even more liquid, just top it off with more water and it'll be fine. If you're using a much smaller turkey or a turkey breast, just halve the recipe.
Next up: Roasting this dang thing. (Here are the turkey roasting instructions!)
The fun has only just begun.