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When Halloween arrives, the Sanderson sisters come out of their resting state once again—enchanting everyone with their mystic spells! We couldn't imagine the fall season without streaming the Halloween flick at least once. And now that we have the Hocus Pocus sequel on our hands, there's pretty much no reason to not to run amok ("amok, amok, amok!"). If this line from the Sanderson sisters puts a smile on your face, read on for even more Hocus Pocus quotes that have transformed the witch movie into an instant classic.
Longtime fans of this Disney Halloween movie are sure to recognize some of the greatest moments from Hocus Pocus below. Whether it’s a creepy song lyric from Sarah Sanderson, a cynical one-liner from Max, or a terrifying threat from Winifred, all of your favorite Hocus Pocus cast members are included. After you’re done reading, you'll want to get your Hocus Pocus costume ready! If you really want to take your love for the Sanderson sisters to the next level, maybe consider seeing the Hocus Pocus filming locations in real life this year. But if that’s too much of a commitment, just stick to these magical Hocus Pocus quotes. They’ll virtually transport you right to Salem!
The Best Hocus Pocus Quotes
"Sistahhhhs!"– Winifred Sanderson
“Drop dead, moron.” — Dani
"Let's breeeew another batch!" — Winifred Sanderson
"Oh Winnie, how generous of thee!" – Mary Sanderson
"Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!" — Winifred Sanderson
"Damn, damn, damn! Double damn." — Winifred Sanderson
"We cease to exist!" –Winifred Sanderson
"It reeks of children!" —Mary Sanderson
"It doesn't matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!" —Dani
"You’ve messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences. I’m going to summon the burning rain of death!" —Max
"He lit the black flame candle. The witches are back from the dead and they're after us. We need help." —Dani
"It's just a bunch of hocus pocus!" —Max Dennison
“Oh, look: Another glorious morning! Makes me sick!” —Winifred Sanderson
“Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?” —Winifred Sanderson / “Just lucky, I guess.” —Sarah Sanderson
“Bubble, bubble. I’m in trouble!” —Bus Driver
"Come little children, I'll take thee away. Into a land of enchantment. Come little children, the times come to play. Here in my garden of magic." —Sarah
“They shut it down because a lot of spooky things happened there.” —Allison
“Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years.” —Winifred
"I put a spell on you, and now you're mine." —Sanderson Sisters
“I love you, jerkface.” —Dani Dennison
“Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok!” —Sarah
“Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe! Dead! Dead! Dead!” —Sarah
“I shall always be with you.” —Thackery Binx
“Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.” —Winifred
“Farewell, mortal bus boy!” —Sarah
“Dost thou comprehend?” —Winifred
“Make a believer out of me.” —Max
“Well, I don’t know. Cat’s got my tongue.” —Winifred
“Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.” —Max
“There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!” —Thackery
“Dance, dance until you die!” —Winifred
“Master, would thou dance with me?” —Sarah
“Something just flew across the moon.” —Max
“We’ll be younger in the morning.” —Winifred
“I suggest we form a calming circle.” —Mary Sanderson
“I smell children.” —Winifred
“It’s a full moon tonight, the weirdos are out.” —Dani
“I am calm!” —Winifred
“Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?” —Dani
“Come, we fly!” —Winifred
Funny Hocus Pocus Quotes
"Welcome to High School Hell." —Max
"You're going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats." —Thackery Binx
"This is terribly uncomfortable." —Sarah Sanderson
"Go to hell!" —Billy Butcherson / "Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely." —Winifred Sanderson
"We’re young!" —Mary Sanderson
"It's my curse, that and you two! Get off me you thundering oafs!" —Winifred Sanderson
“Everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.” —Max
“Cause of all the witches working, I’m the worst.” —Winifred
“A virgin lit the candle.” —Dani
"Goodbye cruel world." — Winifred
"You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one on toast!" —Winifred
“There's one thing that I know that you don't!”—Max / “And what is that, dude?”—Winifred / “Daylight savings time.” —Max
"I am beautiful! Boys will love me!" — Sarah
"You buck-toothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!" — Billy Butcherson
"I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!" — Bus Driver
"Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me." — Max
"They’re very health-conscious in Los Angeles." — Ice
"It says to to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends." — Allison
"Aren’t you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating?" — The Master's Wife
"He's a good zombie." — Max
"Oh, cheese and crust!" — Winifred
"'Tis firm! 'Tis firm as stone!" — Sarah
"You want to smash some pumpkins?" — Jay
"It is a prison for children." — Winifred
"It's the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!" —Mary
"I call it a bus." — Bus Driver
"My lucky rat tail!" — Sarah
Hocus Pocus 2 (2022) Quotes
“Ichita copita melaka mystica.” — Becca, Izzy, and Cassie, reciting the spell
“Booooooooook!” —Winifred Sanderson
“My powers are nothing without my sisters.” —Winifred Sanderson
“Tis ’unattractive to hold a grudge.” —Winifred Sanderson / “You’ve literally held a grudge for centuries.” –Becca
“The Binx boy, he lives?!” —Sarah Sanderson
"That’s a big ole yikes.” —Izzy
"Let us bewitch them with song, and we will lure them into setting us free.” — Sarah Sanderson
“Bats and beetles. Find something, anything. We must fly!” —Winifred Sanderson
“Lock up your children. Yes, Salem, we’re back!” –Winifred Sanderson
“Yeah, the spell is gonna hit ya because the witches are back!” –Winifred Sanderson, performing “The Witches Are Back.”
“I’m a witch. I know things.” –The Witch Mother
“A witch is nothing without her coven.” —The Witch Mother
“Thou art... different than the other children I have eaten.” –The Witch Mother
“I do not have a temper.” –Winifred Sanderson
“This is a very sacred space for witches. We come here to charge our magic. To make us stronger, more powerful.” –The Witch Mother
“Magic has a way of uniting things that ought to be together.” –The Witch Mother
“The world is not too fond of witches. Can’t imagine why.” –The Witch Mother
“People of Salem, gather round. I am Gilbert the Great, here to terrify and amaze you with the most bone-chilling legend of All Hallow’s Eve. That of the Sanderson Sisters.” –Gilbert
“The Sanderson Sisters were the most powerful coven that ever lived, thanks to Winifred’s book of spells.” –Gilbert
“Legend has it, it’s on the sixteenth birthday that witch gets her powers.” –Gilbert
“Another year begins anew. Maiden, Mother, and Crone too. We call on thee with one request, help our intentions manifest.” –Becca and Izzy
“Perhaps we should form a calming circle. Think soothing thoughts.” –Mary Sanderson
“I banish thee from Salem! Forever.” –Reverend Traske
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